It is a common practice these days to create lists of the best of everything. Yeah, okay, fine. My project is a little different. Say I get to be king of the cable movie channel. My challenge is to come up with a list of movies to fill as much air time as possible with the following three constraints:
  1. Time slots can be broken on any quarter-hour (e.g., if a movie is 99 minutes long, it will fill a 105-minute time slot).
  2. The movie must be one I have seen. (Still a fairly big list.)
  3. No two movies may have a common cast member.
That last one is the real killer. Take a look at what happens to the potential films I can have just by including these three films (and yes, these are probably my three favorite movies of all time, in some order):
The Apartment Casablanca Singin' In The Rain
Cast Member Films Eliminated Cast Member Films Eliminated Cast Member Films Eliminated
Jack Lemmon Mister Roberts Peter Lorre Arsenic and Old Lace Gene Kelly On The Town
The Fortune Cookie Claude Rains Here Comes Mr. Jordan Inherit The Wind
Some Like It Hot S. Z. Sakall Yankee Doodle Dandy Kathleen Freeman The Blues Brothers
The Odd Couple Humphrey Bogart Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Jean Hagen Adam's Rib
The Great Race The Maltese Falcon Rita Moreno West Side Story
Good Neighbor Sam Key Largo Debbie Reynolds Charlotte's Web
Ray Walston Johnny Dangerously Millard Mitchell Winchester '73
The Sting
Fred MacMurray The Absent-Minded Professor
Double Indemnity
The Shaggy Dog
It seemed like every time I would add a movie, at least one (and more like five) would be disqualified. As I added movies to the list, it got harder and harder. I did make a few exceptions. I allowed a few repeats for people who were uncredited in at least one film; the most notable is Richard Dreyfuss in Mr. Holland's Opus and The Graduate. At any rate, this is the list, as I have it now:
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
00:00
Miracle On 34th Street
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Days of Thunder
01:00
The Hudsucker Proxy
Cold Turkey
02:00
Lethal Weapon 4
03:00
UHF
Gray Lady Down
04:00
The Man Who Knew Too Much
05:00
My Blue Heaven
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
06:00
The Sound of Music
07:00
High Anxiety
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
08:00
Short Circuit
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
09:00
Charade
Rio Bravo
Meet Me In St. Louis
10:00
Hoosiers
11:00
Desk Set
The Music Man
12:00
Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace
Stand and Deliver
13:00
The Graduate
14:00
Dead Poets Society
Holiday Inn
The Truman Show
15:00
Das Boot
16:00
Guys and Dolls
As Good As It Gets
Mr. Holland's Opus
17:00
18:00
19:00
When Harry Met Sally
Casablanca
Singin' In The Rain
The Apartment
20:00
The Cutting Edge
12 Angry Men
Titanic
21:00
Horse Feathers
22:00
Toy Story
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane!
23:00